Si te Mueres, Te Mato! ( If you die I will kill you)

Their job is their only source of income. Everything seems under control… until they discover that the octogenarian has died. Faced with the imminent threat of unemployment and precarious living conditions, they make an unthinkable decision: to hide the death and pretend that Radojka is still alive. What begins as a desperate solution soon becomes a chain of absurd, risky, and delirious situations. Between unexpected visits, growing suspicions, and the shadow of the deceased woman’s son—linked to the Russian mafia—the two women must maintain a lie that becomes increasingly difficult to manage. If You Die, I’ll Kill You is a contemporary dark comedy that explores the limits of job survival. With its breakneck pace and unexpected twists, the play poses an uncomfortable and very timely question: How far would you go to keep your job?